I watched stripes today and I couldnt help but think about W during the movie. Like the movie, bush is hilarious but kinda dumb, and like john winger he used the military for all the wrong reasons. enjoy
John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
Russell Ziskey: Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh?
John Winger: I have a plan.
Russell Ziskey: Great, Custer had a plan, too.
Russell Ziskey: [W]e're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
John Winger: Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
Russell Ziskey: [I]f I get killed, my blood is on your hands.
John Winger: Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
John Winger: So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in the army.
Soldier: Boxer or jockey?
John Winger: Got something in a low-rise bikini, mesh, if possible?
Russell Ziskey: How many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulty? A little English? Yes, you speak some English?
Student: Son-of-bitch. Sh**.
John Winger: We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10-and-1!
John Winger: I've got to dry-out or I'll be dead before I'm 30. The army is my only chance.
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly-fu**ed by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
John Winger: Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style!