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im old... Jan. 16th, 2005 @ 12:29 pm


You Are 28 Years Old



28





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.



heres your warning Nov. 12th, 2004 @ 04:02 am
I have a problem, and there is probably no cure for this problem. Im warning you now to not get involved with me in any way, as a friend, as an aquaintance, just stay away. Its for your own good. Those of you close to me know what i mean

I love her... Nov. 7th, 2004 @ 02:58 am
I really do....to be continued...

John Winger (Bill Murray) from Stripes and W!!! Nov. 3rd, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
I watched stripes today and I couldnt help but think about W during the movie. Like the movie, bush is hilarious but kinda dumb, and like john winger he used the military for all the wrong reasons. enjoy

John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
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Russell Ziskey: Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh?
John Winger: I have a plan.
Russell Ziskey: Great, Custer had a plan, too.
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Russell Ziskey: [W]e're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
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John Winger: Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage.
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Russell Ziskey: [I]f I get killed, my blood is on your hands.
John Winger: Just don't get it on my shoes, okay?
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John Winger: So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in the army.
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Soldier: Boxer or jockey?
John Winger: Got something in a low-rise bikini, mesh, if possible?
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Russell Ziskey: How many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulty? A little English? Yes, you speak some English?
Student: Son-of-bitch. Sh**.
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John Winger: We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10-and-1!
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John Winger: I've got to dry-out or I'll be dead before I'm 30. The army is my only chance.
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly-fu**ed by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
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John Winger: Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style!

insert presidential music here Nov. 2nd, 2004 @ 09:21 pm
Alot of you have been asking me about my stand on politics and who i voted for. First off i did not vote. Not because i dont think my vote counts and not because i dont think i make a difference. I just have no desire to see the current polititions in a position of power. Many of you think bush is an idiot and i agree, but kerry is not gonna make a good president either. Heres the way i look at it. If kerry wins the presidency might seem a little more "proffessional", and if bush wins i get 4 more years of hilarious conan skits!!!! I could have voted for all the wrong reasons or sit back because i have alllll the right reasons not to. have a goodnight, im moving to canada.
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Im back at school for the year, so my live journal will open back up again. Ill try to update as much as necessary!
» Finally a worthy quote!
Dave: The cubs are on sunday night baseball every day of the week!
» Haha, why do people continue to hate me for no reason!
I love this!!! yet again random people i probably dont know or care about take time out of their day to say how much they hate me! i feel so important!!! Here is the latest one of my secret admirers...

"you are a fucking faggot, you know that? If i ever meet anyone named chris woody, the first thing i'm going to do is fucking punch him in the face."

First things first, the chances of meeting another chris woody are really slim!!! so this person should stop focusing his or her life on hating people named chris woody.

Second of all, its anonymous. I dont mind having secret admirers, but come on now, im sure we are all mature enough to leave our names.

The final idea actually contradicts the last one, but i think both were important to say. This was obviously a waste of time for me and my secret admirer. And after high school youd think acts such as this would stop but as we all know immaturity coincides with stupidity so it may never.

With all of that said, i love a good laugh and random hate mail so please dont stop, i think i would be much happier knowing who to send valentines to next year though....
» Im just full of dirty talk lately arent i?
This this is what i decided to talk about during civilized conversation...or atleast it was.

I can lay there like a dead fish. You just have to ride me a like a cowgirl. We can turn over after 5 minutes. Ill have ejaculated after 2 and a half. And 2 and a half minutes later ill turn over and go to sleep.

GOD IM GOOD!
» Funny King of the Hill
Store Owner: we don't care about a buck here or there. people before pennies!

Hank Hill: well thank you friend... (leaves)

Store Owner's Wife: we don't care about a buck here or there?? now i know why they call you Pa, cuz you're pa-thetic!

Store Owner: oh yeah well i know why they call you Ma, cuz you're always riding MA ass!!
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